@ VastOne, I am deeply offended that would even think I love windows anything!

@ packrat, Getting the right click to work properly on a desktop manager hasn't been an issue but for the life of me I couldn't get it to work on fb. Its a pretty simple adjustment to the xorg config which sets a two finger click as your right click.
I bought the mac for work and its nice but I have a deep seeded distain for apple so every time I use it I feel a little more like I sold my soul.