After a few days sabbatical (not entirely voluntary) I'm here to post my last January 2013 screenshot with a wall I created from parts found around the net. The "text" is mine. Have not mastered glass text!

Only the centrepiece is the actual wallpaper. The rest is just BLACK! One size fits all!
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Messi 10 | VSIDO_Red_Eyes.png | Tidy 01 |
Tidy 01 shows my ~/.conkyrc that pops up if I make a typo starting a test conky.

BTW, conky weather lies! It is 32.8° here. Tis cool today.