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After four years in Germany, I'm back in Canada, still have the red and white CANADA licence plates on my car. An O.P.P. (Ontario Provincial Police) pulls me over.
OPP "Just got back from Germany huh!"
Me "Yes sir." as I hand over my licence, registration and insurance card.
OPP "Well, I'm about to teach you that we don't have 'autobahns' here. We actually have speed limits."
he hands me a ticket
... does he stop there ...
noooooooooooooooooooooo ....OPP "Welcome home son. I love this time of the year!"
Me "
cussin' a blue streak" as he's walking back to his car!
putt putt puttin along for what seemed like forever to get to where I was going!